Life Changing Medicine...Ok then.. - Employee UPMC Employee Review

1.0
14 May 2024
Recommend
CEO approval
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Pros

1) You'll develop an unparalleled appreciation for any other job you've ever had or will have in the future. 2) The constant stress and misery will make you feel alive, in the same way a gazelle feels alive when being chased by a hungry lion. 3)You'll perfect the art of fake smiling and nodding, a skill that will come in handy at family gatherings and awkward social events.

Cons

1) Your soul will slowly wither away, leaving behind a hollow shell of your former self. 2) The toxic work environment will seep into your personal life, turning you into a jaded, cynical creature who trusts no one. 3) You'll develop an unhealthy relationship with caffeine and alcohol, as they become your only means of coping with the daily grind. 4)The constant backstabbing and US-driven politics will make you question the very nature of humanity. 5) You'll experience a profound sense of despair every Sunday evening, knowing that you have to return to this hellhole the next morning.

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5.0
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Pros

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Cons

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4.0
5 Jul 2026
Recommend
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Pros

My resume has really improved through my current position. Company has been focusing on positive work experiences for staff. I have had good raises Reasonably priced and good health care

Cons

Many positions don't ensure equity in salary offers between new hires and existing staff with the same or lower skills/experience.

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