Poop wrapped in golden foil. It's all pretty on the outside and absolute poopoo-storm inside.
Where do I start? Management... Absolute (French word for the animal seal) -ing clueless. Probably just hires people to blame for their shortcomings, Gives bad reviews for anyone who opposes their views. I think they need to exercise every now and then to help them during stressful situations.
Sales team are a bunch of talentless hacks who couldn't create their own slides, and when given a pre-rendered one, they suggest "design" changes. So why make some poor graphic artist sit through all that horror?
Their so-called "directors" took 2 weeks to decide on a gift-wrapping material. 2 weeks?
See where I'm getting at?
I begin with management; I end with management. I'm reading the previous reviews and yeah, the chocolate for good reviews thing? Yeah, I went through that. It's what I call an idea-rrhea, a sudden burst of brown stuff coming out thinking it was brilliant. BTW those chocolates? Leftovers from an event. Cadbury shots right? See I know that.