Pros
You get a brand new Apple laptop! Because nothing says "I care about you" like shiny tech to distract you from the chaos. They even send you nice certificates to hang above your bed, so you can wake up every morning feeling like a participant in a mediocre talent show.
Cons
Tech debt is so high it could fund a small country. Good luck getting anything done at a sensible pace. Management is like a game of musical chairs—everyone's clueless, and just when you think you’re sitting down, the music stops and they pivot to something entirely new. It’s a miracle if anything gets done. They love to throw around buzzwords like "OKRs" and "outcomes," but at the end of the day, decisions are based on the almighty dollar. The company mission? More like a bedtime story. So, the CEO is selling us a bunch of speeches about caring for students and teachers—how charming! But if you look at his track record, it's like a graveyard of companies that either don’t exist anymore or are barely hanging on by a thread, with a skeleton crew to boot. You know, it’s funny how employees always seem to forget that the execs and board are really just counting beans, not caring if the company survives long enough to actually help anyone. But hey, as long as the numbers give us a good story to sell, right?