- 6+ years in "development" with nothing to show — still stuck in concept phase
- Raises decided by monthly dice rolls, not performance
- Approval system rewards loudness and theatrics over actual skill
- Leadership thrives on exaggerated cheerleading and zero accountability
- Key decisions made by people who don’t understand the work
- Micromanagement is common — trust is not
- Hiring is based on self-intro videos (i.e. how entertaining you seem)
- Staff get let go with no explanation while new hires keep coming in — even declining a dinner with leadership was once nearly a fireable offence
- Leadership visits usually followed by someone mysteriously disappearing
- No effort to solve recurring problems — just more and more pizza parties
- Years of work, no product shipped — money still flows in. Kinda sus